SC-17

     Stupid Comedy; no one under the age of 17 months-old will be admitted.

          May include:

                                -Super Evil characters

                                -harsh language including "shut up" and "ugly"

                                -intense stupidity

TV-14

     Truly Vain; people with intelligence should proceed with caution.

          May include:

                                -excessive pointlessness

                                -really gross sound effects

                                -unprecedented brainless action

PG

     Potentially Garbage; viewer discretion is advised.

          May include:

                                -moderate stupidity

                                -mild pointlessness

                                -supernatural spirits that take human form

R

     Reasonable; some content may not be suitable for conservatives.

          May include:

                                -excessive compassion

                                -use of logic

                                -strong intellectual content

                                -satirical comedy