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Republican
says...
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Code
for...
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"I will cut taxes" |
Less taxes
for the rich
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"Welfare Queens"
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Single moms that are
working part time and getting welfare benefits and still living in
poverty
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"Intelligent Design
Theory"
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Lack of intelligence to
understand real science
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"I listen to my generals
on the ground"
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Listens to one or two
generals that agree with him
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"Pro-death abortionist
doctors"
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People who are against
forced motherhood
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"I'll fire anyone I find
leaking classified information"
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Will give a metal to
the the one that leaks
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"Tough on Crime"
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Barbaric system that
creates worse criminals
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"Tough on Defense"
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Invading helpless nations
and ignoring genocide
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"Defensive Marriage
Amendment"
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Anti-Human Rights for
gays Amendment
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"God bless America"
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America is
a Christians-Only Club
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"I support the Second
Amendment"
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Supports unlimited
amounts of heavy assault rifles in the hands of anyone outside of a
"well regulated militia"
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"Homosexual Agenda"
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Gays conspiring for equal
rights
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"Pro-life"
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Protectors of the life of
the fetus, not the baby, child, teenager, adult, nor the elder
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"Death Penalty"
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Government Sanctioned
Murder
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"I support Victim's
Rights"
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I support the revenge of
angry victims on societies failures
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"Traditional Values"
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Hating gays, lynching
blacks, demonizing foreigners, shun the poor, forced motherhood,
white supremacy, greed,...
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"Big Government"
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Government programs that
help people
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"Strong foreign policy"
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Selling weapons to
terrorists that are fighting left wingers, supporting right winged
dictatorships, supporting dictatorships that control resources that
we want
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"Intelligence
indicates..."
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Intelligence indicates (insert
lie here)
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"States Rights"
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Violations of Human
Rights
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"Liberal Bias"
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Unfiltered Truth
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"Far Left"
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Anyone left of Augusto
Pinochet
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"Fair and Balance"
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Slanted towards a far
right-winged ideology
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